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                              Cat Poop Cookies
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 Serving Size  : 1    Preparation Time :0:00
 Categories    : Cookies
   Amount  Measure       Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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                         -------CHOCOLATE INGREDIENTS------
      1/2  Cup           Honey
      2/3  Cup           Butter, margarine -- or lard
    1                    Egg
    1      Teaspoon      Vanilla extract
                         OR- peppermint extract
    2      Cup           Whole wheat flour
      1/3  Cup           Cocoa powder
                         Grape-nuts (tm) cereal
                         -------GINGERBREAD INGREDIENTS------
      1/4  Cup           Honey
      1/4  Cup           Molasses
      2/3  Cup           Butter or margarine -- or lard
    1                    Egg
    2 1/3  Cup           Whole wheat flour
                         Ginger, cinnamon -- cloves
                         to taste
                         (maybe 1/2 tsp each)
                         Grape-nuts (tm) cereal
                         Coconut -- (tapeworms)
                         Chocolate chips
                         Butterscotch chips
                         Peanut butter chips
                         Spagetti or ramen noodles
                         cooked - (roundworms)
    1      “             puffy pastel things” -- *
                         find at Chinese restaurants
 *NOTE: "puffy pastel things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam packing
pellets-i haven't tried this 
 to make: microwave the honey till it bubbles (about 1 minute). add the
butter,(i've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer
cookie) and the molasses, if any. add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the
other stuff. add mix-ins of
   chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. roll dough logs of
 random length and the diameter of cat poops. roll logs in grape- nuts and bake
 at 350 degrees till done (maybe 10 to 15 minutes but with my flaky oven you never
 serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter
scoop.	i hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted
chocolate or pudding.  i imagine brown sugar might work as a substitute for the
new clumping l
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