---------- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.02
  
       Title: MONDO SPAM DELUXE ON RYE
  Categories: Sandwiches
       Yield: 999 servings
  
     1/2 cn Spam
            -sliced into 4 slabs
       3    Slices “Beefsteak” Rye
       1 t  Vidalia Onion Mustard
       1 t  Horseradish
       1 T  “Miracle Whip”
     1/4 c  Cole slaw
       4    Lettuce leaves
       1    Thick slice of tomato
       2    Dill pickle spears
            -quartered
       1    Slab of Sharp Cheddar
       2    Thick slices Bermuda Onion
       1    (2 liter) Coke (tm)
 
 -----------------------------OPTIONAL EQUIPMENT-----------------------------
            Plate
            Napkin
            Glass
            NFL Sunday game
            -or- WWF match
  
   Assemble all components, slice in two if desired, chow down
   
   NOTE: Recipe from confirmed bachelor, currently training for other uses.
  
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