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  Categories: Dips, Legumes, Family
       Yield: 1 batch
       1 c  Ham bits (include juice,
            -etc.; will be “gelled” from
            -storage in refrigerator)
       7    Jalapeno peppers (fresh
            -or frozen)
       2 cn Pinto beans (16-oz)
            -reserve liquid from
            -one can
       1 t  Monosodium glutamate
       1 T  Minced onion flakes
       1 t  Mexene chili powder
   Blend ingredients well and serve.
   Beau’s notes:
   *  There are no “jalapeno beans;” there are jalapeno peppers and pinto
   beans.  I have two recipes, both of which are quite tref, but a Catholic
   should worry?  But if you are hosting a Jewish person, smoked turkey will
   substitute most agreeably for the chazer called for in either recipe.]