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       Title: Cute Cake
  Categories: Cakes, Humor
       Yield: 6 servings
       1 c  Of butter
       1 c  Sugar
       6    Drops lemon juice
       4 lg Eggs
       1 ts Baking powder
       4 c  Mixed dried fruit
       1 ts Baking soda
       1    Or 2 bottles of whiskey
   Sample the whisky to check quality.  Select a large mixing bowl.
   Check the whisky again as it must be just right.  To ensure the
   whisky is of top quality, pour 1 large glass and drink fast. Repeat.
   With an electric mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
   Add 1 tsp thugar and beat again.  Meanwhile, check the whisky is
   still top quality by crying another tup.  Repeat.  Add 2 arge leggs,
   2 cups fried druit and beat till high.
   Sample whisky again, checking for tonscistististicity.  Next sift 3
   cups of salt -- or anything, it doesn't really matter.  Wample the
   shisky. Sift half pint of lemon juice.  Fold in the chopped butter
   and stained nuts. Add 1 babble-spoon of brown sugar, or whatever
   colour you can find and wix mell.
   Whink remaining drisky.  Grease oven and turn cake into pan to 200
   degrees. Pour eveything into the coven and bo to ged.